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Some new billboards are getting attention in Cleveland. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards.
The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. Here they are:
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.-God
C'mon over and bring the kids.-God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not ..." didn't you understand?-God
We need to talk.-God
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.-God
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.-God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing ... I meant it.-God
I love you and you and you and you and ...-God
Will the road you're on get you to my place?-God
Follow me.-God
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.-God
My way is the highway.-God
Need directions?-God
You think it's hot here?-God
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.-God
Do you have any idea where you're going?-God
Don't make me come down there.-God
God Speaks
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