God Speaks

Author Unknown

Some new billboards are getting attention in Cleveland. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards.

The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. Here they are:

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.-God

C'mon over and bring the kids.-God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not ..." didn't you understand?-God

We need to talk.-God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.-God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing ... I meant it.-God

I love you and you and you and you and ...-God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?-God

Follow me.-God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.-God

My way is the highway.-God

Need directions?-God

You think it's hot here?-God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.-God

Do you have any idea where you're going?-God

Don't make me come down there.-God