Saturday, 1 January 2011

Happy New Year!

Sourced from New Year Festival 

Check out these funny and innovative New Year's Resolutions!

- Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. 

- I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

- I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

- I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. 

- I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water. 

- Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

- I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....

- I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

- I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).

- I resolve to work with neglected children - my own.

- I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

- I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a time keeper.

- I will read the manual ... just as soon as I can find it.

- I will think of a password other than "password."

- I will not tell the same story at every get together.

- I won't worry so much.

- I will cut my hair.

- I will grow my hair.

- I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

- I will be more imaginative.

- I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

- I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number. 
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Some of you have asked me for my total number of books sold to evaluate KDP Select so here it is. Bear in mind, that results will vary based on genre and author. Good luck and remember, Keep Moving Forward.

Total - 120,836

1. Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out
Amazon Kindle - 42,559
Paperback -
Smashwords -

2. Frequent Traveller
Amazon Kindle - 35277
Paperback -
Smashwords -

3. Dora's Essentials - Books, Blogs & Smiles 1
Amazon Kindle - 462
Smashwords -

4. Mirror Me Martha (Short Story)
Amazon Kindle - 281
Smashwords -

5. Drive On Hope (Short Story)
Amazon Kindle - 190
Smashwords -

6. Blog-A-Licious Directory 2012
Amazon Kindle - 1
Smashwords -

7. Pandora's Reading Room 1
Amazon Kindle -
Paperback - N/A

8. The Cat That Barked (Short Story)
Amazon Kindle -

9. Dora's Essentials - Examining Anxiety
Amazon Kindle -

10. Dora's Essentials - Books, Blogs & Smiles 2
Amazon Kindle -

11. Elevenses from Around the World
Amazon Kindle -

12. Genetically Modified Foods vs. Sustainability
Amazon Kindle -

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Dealightfully Frugal

Blog-A-Licious - The Few, The Proud, The Wife

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My Soul Slippers

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Blog-A-Licious - Blue Frogs Legs

Blog-A-Licious - Pretty All True

Pretty All True

Blog-A-Licious - tbaoo

tbaoo

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Blog-A-Licious - The Invisible Art

Blog-A-Licious - Rediscovering Domesticity

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Blog-A-Licious - Quiver Full

Blog-A-Licious - Cori's Big Mouth

Blog-A-Licious - Great Fun

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Blog-A-Licious - Busy Wife

Blog-A-Licious - Steps To Happiness

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Blog-A-Licious - Toby & Max


Blog-A-Licious - Amelie

Raising Amelie

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